Ding-dong the witch is dead, Which old witch? The wicked witch. Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead. Wake up you sleepyhead, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up the wicked witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go - below - below - below, yo-ho! Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low, let them know the Wicked Witch is dead.As mayor of the Munchkin City, In the county of the land of Oz, I welcome you most regally, But we’ve got to verify it legally, to see… to see…if she… if she…is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead. As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her and she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead.

Then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins and their descendants, yes, let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch at last is dead!