http://www.ambiguoushorse.com Website for Cultural Management Agency - Ambiguous Horse Fri, 02 Jul 2010 02:16:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Don't put the cart before the horse. - John Heywood (c.1497-1580) Don't go barking up the wrong tree. - Davy Crockett (1786-1836) Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. - Mid 14th century French Proverb. Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg. - Aesop (c.620-560 ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/dont/ March is the kind of month that sneaks up on you. One minute you're all Happy New Year and full of potential, the next you've got diary appointments in October and no time for a load of washing. The 'thinking' about the year seems to arrive at an uncomfortable nexus ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/hows-it-going-to-end/ Little Miss Stubborn made a giant omlette. She was so hungry that by the time she got to Mr Strong's house for the eggs (cause he everyone knows he always has heaps) she made an omlette so gigantic it didn't fit on the page. This is the omlette. After this ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/little-miss-stubborn/ Something is very wrong with this picture. Is it the ill-proportioned camel, coming in at three feet tall? Is it the presence of baby Jesus before the day of his birth? (a no-no in nativity scene protocol). Is it the poor lighting and subsequent amateur-ish photoshop adjustments? Well yes, all ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/the-ox-and-ass-kept-time/ You know those days when the world seems so screwed up that all you want to do is scream 'Stop this freakin ride i want to get off!". The days when human behaviour is so confounding that the only solace you can find is at the bottom of a bottle ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/tweed-me-up-scotty/ Roll on down, hitch a dink, fang across town, have a pedal, mosey on over or just turn up. How you get there is immaterial. Head to Thousand £ Bend on Thursday 12 November at 7pm to celebrate the Launch of the 2009 Melbourne Bicycle Film Festival and opening night ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/sweet-ride-you-got-there/ The BFF returns to Melbourne this November 12 - 29. This page is a resource for anyone seeking information on Melbourne 2009 BFF. “We are so excited to bring the Bicycle Film Festival back to Australia. The style and humor of the team and festival attendees is really inspiring to the ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/melbourne-2009-bff-media-kit/ Ok Melbourne so spring has sprung. The smell of blossoms is in the air. The football is nearly over and the horse races are about to begin. The days are unfolding like a banana lounge after a long cold winter, still a bit creaky and wet in the middle. Meanwhile, ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/a-wheely-good-time/ Often it's the simplest pleasures that offer the most reward. An early morning walk. A new home with grass to wet the bottom of your feet. A DVD watched from the comfort of bed. Or even a to-do list with just two items. In the interests of keeping things simple, ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/back-to-basics/ Hey folks. Just letting you know that for the next little while you may not be able to get through to the Ambiguous Horse landline. We are moving studios and will be in the nether lands between phone lines for as long as it takes to figure out how to ... http://www.ambiguoushorse.com/try-the-mobile/